What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?