Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a horse's favorite sport?