What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
