What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the shower say to the toilet?