What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?