What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?