Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?