What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?