What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
