What kind of car does a chicken have?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What bird is always sad?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?