Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
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What's the loudest Christmas song?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
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What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
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Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
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What sport can waiters play really well?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
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What makes a glow worm glow?
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What did one angel say to the other angel?
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