Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the opposite of irony?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?