Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a henway?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the confused bee say?
What do cows always add to their salad?