Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?