What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why was the bunny upset?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?