What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which hot drink loves golf?