What did you learn in school today, son?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which state has the best streets?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Two silkworms got in a fight.