Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Hum-mus!
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?