Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you get straight A's?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which fly makes films?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What country has the most fish?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?