Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?