Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Surprise!!!!
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?