What country has the most fish?
Finland.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
