How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What table can you never sit at?
When does a horse talk?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did one plate say to the other?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.