How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?