What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?