Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What horn never makes a sound?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the cat so small?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How does a barber get to work?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?