Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?