Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?