Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?