Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?