How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What superpower do all middle children have?
