How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the bee sad?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Can February March?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?