How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What are you studying in math?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What sweet treat never panics?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?