How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What car can't keep a secret?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?