How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do hurricanes see?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?