How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?