Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which state is the cleanest?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the cow afraid?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which animal will never go bald?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?