How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do naked fish play with?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which dog belongs in a band?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?