How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What fish sings the best?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How was the wedding?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?