What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which computer won the talent show?
What was the first animal in space?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
