What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?