What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do cats wear to work?