Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?