Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How does a barber get to work?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?