What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do insects learn at school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?