What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?