Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?