What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
