Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What table can you never sit at?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the computer run out of money?