Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?