Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do termites go camping?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
