What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the mime upset?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
We had a discussion about roses.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a dog in space?
What bee is good for your health?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?