What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why is the beach so confident?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the mare gain weight?