What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What color are all the books in the library?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?