What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What words make the best athletes?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?