What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?