Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A book just fell on my head.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.