What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the mime upset?
