Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?