What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?