What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How is cat food sold?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?