When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do two skunks argue?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do fairies always drink?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?