What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you arrest a pig?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?