Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Do dads always snore?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which band is always treated like royalty?