What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Where does cheese invest its money?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do fleas travel?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
