If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where does laundry go to college?