What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a forklift?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?