Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you know about April 1st?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the echo get detention?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
