Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a table you can eat?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do bees chew?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why was the bee sad?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?