Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?