Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
How does dinner smell?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What tea do footballers drink?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?