Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
