What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
A book just fell on my head.
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?