Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
When do astronauts eat?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How does a lion greet other animals?