Which cats have the best manners?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do automobiles fly?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where does water do all its banking?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?