What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?