Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?