Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do colds go on vacation?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What snacks always have the best tan?
