Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?