Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
