Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?