Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?