Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?