Why are fish such good architects?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What birds always travel in twos?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How long will dinner be?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What animal always goes to heaven?