Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?