Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How much money does a skunk have?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?