Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?