Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
