Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do you wash a lamb?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?