Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which baseball player do fish root for?