What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's the noisiest food?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
