What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?