What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?