What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?