Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you say to a really good barista?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?