Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why do all the planets get along?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?