Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are ghosts always single?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?