Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How are mountains able to see?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do cows say on NYE?
