Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?