What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?