What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a dog's favorite book?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?