What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a greedy elf?