What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
