Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How long do chickens work?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?