What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Why are turtles so shy?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?