What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do math teachers eat?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?