What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?