What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?