Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?