What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
