What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's black and white and red all over?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?