Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
He acted how he felt in the spur of the moment!
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
It's Crowded!
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?