Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
He acted how he felt in the spur of the moment!
What part of a fish is the most musical?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call siblings who love math?
