What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do birds say to encourage each other?