Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is the coolest country?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?