What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
