What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?