What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?