What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do some people love eating snails?
