Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
When do astronauts eat?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are all priests fit?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?