What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do naked fish play with?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?