What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's the most masculine animal?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?