Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What game do mice love to play?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
