Why are fish such good architects?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How long do chickens work?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did one angel say to the other angel?