Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?