Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do cats wear to work?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's E.T. short for?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?