Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?