What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do bees say in the summer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
