My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is the strongest animal?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?