What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
