What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What condiment has wings?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?