What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
When does a horse talk?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?