What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?