Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How do billboards talk?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's black and white and red all over?
