Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How long do chickens work?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is the coolest country?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?