Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the cat go to medical school?