What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?