What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
