What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
I broke my finger!
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is the most adorable season?