What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Why are computers so good at golf?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do automobiles fly?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?