What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What car can't keep a secret?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are scissors so forgiving?