What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is the smallest lion?
The museum curator needed a break.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?