What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where does laundry go to college?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?