Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
