How do you arrest a pig?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What fairy loves to count?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?