Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?