What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are trees always so positive?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animals love to close envelopes?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a cat's favorite board game?