My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
