What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do fairies always drink?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you compliment a cat?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
