What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How was the wedding?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?