How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the foal cough?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?