What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What game do cows play at parties?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What bird helps you stay dry?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
