We had a discussion about roses.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you arrest a pig?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?