What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What animal knows kung fu?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?