What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was the math book sad?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?