What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
