What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What fish sings the best?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?