What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where does laundry go to college?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is an archer's favorite store?