Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?