Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
