What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?