Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?