Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call two birds in love?
When do mice play every day?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?