Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?